Dominion is published

About time! It’s up and live, and I’ve set it to be free. If I’ve figured the promotion thing right, it’ll be free in a couple of hours. The price hasn’t updated yet, unfortunately. So wait! Don’t buy it yet! I promise it’ll be free soon! It’s free for five days, and I hope you guys enjoy it.

Okay, I take it back about Amazon. They don’t really hate me. I am not so good with their system, even though they have all the nice instructions and hand-holding and whatnot. Still, that’s another story done, and it feels good. When I get to ten, I’ll package them up and sell them for five bucks.

And now I’m going back to laughing at the sex tips in Cosmo and writing more of that vampire thing.

//shay

I reviewed myself

Good job, me! Clearly you have a bright future as a seller of smut. Although, and I’m sorry to say this… you need to add more sex.

No, really! Don’t cry, me! Your stories are good, really they are. (Except for the description. And the dialogue. And the plotting. Okay maybe I’ll just send you a copy of ‘On Writing’, by Stephen King.) But trust me, me, you need to add more sex.

Sex, especially if it’s unrealistic and stupid, is what brings in the sweet tasty money. Just look at Fifty Shades of Grey! Oh, how you love to bash it, but come on, check out those sales numbers…

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GAH. No. Cannot do. I can’t write to a formula any more than I can stand on my nose and recite the digits of pi.

BUT!

I can do vampires. I WILL do vampires. Yes, even if it’s ridiculous and over-played. And, because I love you all so much and I feel bad that I can’t publish something this week (because it’s not finished yet), here’s the first two parts of the next story. I’m calling it Vigilant. It has vampires in it – my kind of vampires, which do not sparkle why would you even suggest that – as well as other stuff I haven’t really filled out yet. No, I have no idea where I’m going with it, although there will eventually be sex because that’s just how I roll, baby.

Don’t tell me the ending, I don’t want any spoilers! Now to go hunt down some freebie Kindle erotica…

//shay

I joined Goodreads

Not sure why. I guess if I have to do the whole social media thing, I’m going to stick to the one where I can read the reviews of Twilight and giggle to myself.

I’m shocked that there isn’t a list of good erotica short stories, though. Considering they’re so damn popular (apparently) you’d think there would be lots.

Come and be my friend! Recommend porn to me and poke fun at my reading choices!

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Devil Masque is published

No, really. No regrets. I’m two days late, but I’ve hit the big button that says PUBLISH on the story.

No time for rewrites, not even if I’m not completely happy with it. I can’t stop for anything. Publish it, forget about it, don’t read it again or I’ll likely start going nuts. You wouldn’t like me when I’m nuts. I start twitching and making wibble noises.

You can’t wait around, you know? I did my best in the time I had. Time to move on to the next one, and let this one stand as a testament to either my greatness or my complete lack of skill.

It should be live by tomorrow. I’ve decided to make Kathy’s World free tomorrow and the day after, to use up those tasty KDP Select promo days.

I promised you guys Satanic porn, didn’t I? Well here it is (for a given definition of Satanic porn, which apparently means ‘has a devil mask in it’).

 

DEVIL MASQUE is a short story about sex, costumes, and dancing with the Devil.

The Masquerade ball is the wildest party on campus, and it’s another fun night out for Angela and her best friend Lily. Nobody knows who anyone else is, and the masks can’t come off until the morning. For Lily, it’s a chance to play around, and Angela’s just along for the ride.

Her night changes for the better when she meets someone very unexpected. He calls himself Lucifer, he’s far more charming than a stranger with fake bat wings really should be, and something about him lights up her world.

The only question on Angela’s mind is who is the man behind the devil mask, but she might never find out.

Kathy’s World

I have published erotica for all the world to see. Behold!

Here’s the blurb as well, just for fun.

KATHY’S WORLD is a weird little short story about sex, betrayal and a little bit of heavy metal.

Kathy’s world was flipped upside down when she caught her boyfriend Mark cheating on her. Things go from bad to worse when she finds out that Mark is lying about her to their friends.

Some friendly comfort comes from a bizarre source when the other woman, Gina, shows up at her door, looking for her lost phone. She brings Kathy to Gun Metal, the club where she works, to chill out while she deals with what Mark has done. She also introduces her to Eddie, a drummer and occasional bouncer who takes a liking to Kathy – and Kathy finds herself warming up to him a lot faster than usual.

She still has to deal with Mark. But if the world’s gone mad and it doesn’t look like it’s going fix itself any time soon, then she might as well enjoy the insanity.

I feel like shouting ‘IT’S ALIVE!’ and cackling like a madman.

The Amazon link is here.