Goddamn, do I ever get lyrical when I’m writing.
Okay, sorry for the last post, my dears. Boring, I know. But I will make it up to you, oh yes – I have a plan. A plan that involves porn.
Less poetry. More sexytimes.
I promise Santa will be delivering free porn to all the good little boys and girls on Christmas Day. So get your Kindles ready, friends, and make sure you’re stocked up on the essentials. (And I think you know which ones I mean.)