It’s December! Have you got all your Christmas shopping done yet?
Nah, me neither.
What I am doing is this, however – porn! I shall hopefully be receiving a gift of porn most bountiful, and with it I shall read and enjoy and write and – well, let’s be honest here – have much sexytimes of an entirely inappropriate nature.
This should kickstart my porn muse, and I shall return to delivering delightful things to you, dear friends. Won’t that be fun?
(I know some of you are waiting on my fanfiction. That is also coming. Patience, my dears.)