Close but no cigar

… and good riddance, Mitt. Don’t let the door hit you on the ass on your way out.

Now, Republicans, how about backing away from the Tea Party craziness? It’s clearly not winning you anything. And how about all the women you think are second class citizens? They still have a vote, and they’re not buying the bullshit you’re spreading around.

Anyway. Apart from that – congrats to President Cutie, still in office. Four more years, or something. I hope he makes the most of them, starting with legalizing gay marriage and weed.

Maybe then the rest of the world will stop thinking of us as a nation of infantile warmongers, and start thinking of us as the cool people who throw awesome parties.


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