…about the gender switched Twilight story, by the way. No sir, if the masses want creepy vampire porn, far be it for me to deny them.
And it will be somewhat creepy, trust me. If you swap Bella and Edward around, you get a weird, hot vampiress who has decided that the nerdiest idiot in school is somehow irresistible. The local butch werewolf chick has decided the same thing. Drama ensues!
Ah, who am I kidding – sex will ensue. The only question is who’s doing the nasty with whom.
When you think about it, Twilight almost looks interesting from this perspective.