Wow

Well… I’ve been away a long time. Much as I’d like to say that it’s been due to sex, drugs, and rock ‘n’ roll, it’s mostly been due to life. Sickness. Trying to get healthy. Changing my diet. All that bullshit. Good news is I’ve been getting a lot better ever since I cut out … Continue reading

Sex Toys

They are the most fun things ever. Ever! And the nice thing is, you don’t even have to buy them from a store with suspiciously blacked out windows! You can make your own! The resistance to sex toys has always amused and baffled me in equal measure. Surely, I said to my esteemed friend, we … Continue reading